shenanigans ([info]outstare) wrote in [info]toronto,
2008-12-13 16:32:00

Pavel the Lover

So today on the subway this eastern european man who was in his late 30s - early 40s was hitting on me. He first told me I looked very elegant. He asked if I was 18 or over and I said no and then he told me he liked my hair and then he asked if I would be 18 soon and I lied and told him no. Then he proceeded to give me his card. This is his card.



After he gave me the card he said I had a great sexual aura and I just kinda said "okay" in that 'go away' tone. He then wandered off.

The funny thing is that earlier this year he had hit on me too. In the summer at a different station. Same sorta opening "you're elegant" and then I told him I was 17 and he kinda made a face but continued to ask me if I was single.
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[info]zuzuhaha

December 13 2008, 21:35:47 UTC 3 years ago Edited:  December 13 2008, 21:36:09 UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH nightmare. I hate Dimitri the Lover, are you sure Pavel wasn't just Dimitri himself? Who would follow that jackass' teachings?

[info]outstare

December 13 2008, 21:40:39 UTC 3 years ago

LOL, I hadn't heard of him until today.
I am at his website right now.

Most epic thing ever.

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[info]wyera

December 13 2008, 21:38:25 UTC 3 years ago

I found this online as well:

http://cocoandlowe.com/blog/2008/12/11/apple-is-the-place-to-mac/

[info]outstare

December 13 2008, 21:41:19 UTC 3 years ago

LMAO

[info]leftisto

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[info]where_i_begin

December 13 2008, 21:48:15 UTC 3 years ago

I had an Eastern European-sounding man say "you have no idea how desirable you are" to me at Bathurst station a few months back. Maybe the same guy?

[info]outstare

December 13 2008, 21:51:07 UTC 3 years ago

Yeah, it probably was haha

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[info]zuzuhaha

December 13 2008, 21:50:32 UTC 3 years ago

http://community.livejournal.com/toronto/7353532.html

Seriously I wonder if Pavel is just Dimitri pretending to be a student of his own school... there is no way anyone really took one of his courses, right??

Maybe Dimitri just realizes his name has been tainted and he has to pretend to be someone else. The description of the guy fits!

[info]outstare

December 13 2008, 21:52:42 UTC 3 years ago

I'd believe it.
Seriously, I took a look at his website and that 'sexual guru' program was $600.
Who would actually pay that?

[info]pensivegargoyle

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[info]goldenchains

December 13 2008, 21:54:03 UTC 3 years ago

haha this guy: http://www.facebook.com/s.php?ref=search&init=q&q=pavelthelover%40hotmail.com&sid=ff012665de2edd21c60ae6f2c9151edd#/profile.php?id=1063351580&hiq=pavelthelover%40hotmail.com

???

i searched his e-mail on facebook
looks like a creeeep

[info]outstare

December 13 2008, 21:54:45 UTC 3 years ago

Oh christ.
LOL

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[info]1001petals

December 13 2008, 22:25:48 UTC 3 years ago

That's so awful.

[info]morganxpage

December 13 2008, 22:33:29 UTC 3 years ago

Oh man. I've had my own personal run-ins with Dmitri (three times now! and he actually remembered my name!). *shudder* He's a walking STI.

~Morgan

[info]outstare

December 13 2008, 22:37:28 UTC 3 years ago

Lol

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[info]righteousbean

December 13 2008, 22:50:08 UTC 3 years ago

i'm so glad this guy has never approached me. i would snap.

[info]zoarazul

December 14 2008, 00:30:42 UTC 3 years ago

I love how when you said you were 17, he gave you his card. Like you're going to call him on your 18th birthday. *barf*

[info]josephthelovah

December 14 2008, 00:52:40 UTC 3 years ago

does being brought to loves greatest ecstasy have an age requirement?

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[info]josephthelovah

December 14 2008, 00:51:29 UTC 3 years ago

accept no imitations

[info]mum2hailey

December 14 2008, 02:10:55 UTC 3 years ago

Hey, I know you!
I saw you this summer but didn't approach you.
Do you remember me?

[info]tyciol

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[info]cookiefromhell

December 14 2008, 03:17:16 UTC 3 years ago

rofl i got to meet "dimitri the lover" in person.

[info]outstare

December 14 2008, 07:49:50 UTC 3 years ago

You lucky duck

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[info]sangrealmazimur

December 14 2008, 15:36:58 UTC 3 years ago

Dude Pavel tried to pick me up at Broadview and Danforth. Told him I was married and he said I definitely need a lover then because all married women are unsatified. I called my Mom to laugh about it. She freaked and told me to take a cab home. My Husband was just like "Ooooookkkkk".

[info]outstare

December 14 2008, 16:19:55 UTC 3 years ago

That's the first place he tried to pick me up!

[info]neoengel

December 14 2008, 16:25:17 UTC 3 years ago

heyloooo solicitation of a minor

yeah, nuff said.

Definitely a creep (and beyond) to persist with someone who identified herself as underage.

Maybe he's related to Roman Polanski?

[info]tyciol

April 11 2010, 23:40:31 UTC 2 years ago

Re: heyloooo solicitation of a minor

Under what age? The age of consent in Canada is 16 isn't it? The age of majority, sure, but it is not wrong to persist in flirting, just that it's a good idea to wait until 18 to kiss or anything.

[info]thru_the_night

December 14 2008, 16:42:24 UTC 3 years ago

Read this: http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations

[info]magentacilantro

December 14 2008, 17:42:27 UTC 3 years ago

This happened to me! Here's the story:
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So I literally say goodbye to my lovely boyfriend Jim, and head up to walk to my house. Along the way I decide maybe I want a coffee, so I'm standing at Tim Hortons then decide the line looks too long. I head out and back onto the sidewalk.

Suddenly, an Eastern European man approaches me.

Him: You (pant) are the most (pant) desirable. You (pant) do not know (pant) how desirable you (pant) are.

Me: Thank-you!

I turn to head home. He interrupts. His panting problem suddenly goes away.

Him: You.. Have boyfriend?

Me: Yeah I do. He's really great. Sorry man!

Him: You... love you boyfriend?

Me: Yep. I do. (Awkward pause) well okay!

I turn to leave again. He interrupts.

Him: Well if you ever finish with boyfriend...

Now he's rooting through his pants pocket. I have a feeling I am about to see this man's penis.

Him: You call me.

He hands me a card. I look at the card. (I would have scanned it but my roomate's scanner is broken). It says "PAVEL" on it and has his phone number.

Me: I should go.

Him: You know what they say, a dirty girl sometimes needs a dirty boy!

I laugh uncomfortably and head quickly in the other direction. I look at the card. On the back it says this:

"Would you like to swing on a star

Member of TorontoRealMen.com
Certified Honors Graduate of Dimitri the Lover's Sexual Guru Program"

___

Sigh.

[info]outstare

December 14 2008, 17:50:09 UTC 3 years ago

LMFAO

[info]tyciol

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[info]maybe_istabyou

December 14 2008, 18:31:14 UTC 3 years ago

i cant believe there are still women in toronto who actually talk to strangers.

[info]tyciol

April 11 2010, 23:39:44 UTC 2 years ago

Why? Women are strong and confident people a lot of the time and are willing to do so.

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[info]tyciol

April 11 2010, 23:38:40 UTC 2 years ago

Awesome

I would be complimented if he gave me a card like that, but since I am a man and he is a strong heterosexual fellow I imagine he probably would not!

I do not think what you said was a lie. A word like 'soon' is vague and open to interpretation. It is perfectly fine to say it is not soon, after all it's not like you were turning 18 the next day. That's just your use of 'soon' in the moment.

I do not agree with lying. Instead of lying to people I think it is better to simply refuse to answer a question. People take this as rude, but personally I believe that posing questions in the first place is more rude!

[info]mum2hailey

April 12 2010, 11:48:19 UTC 2 years ago

I knew him personally many years ago. I'm not sure how many names he goes by ;o)
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